"Sarah Wingo didn’t want anything to do with cutting up the reptile, a long standing science project, and her parents signed a waiver asking her to be excused from the project.”
A frog, for crying out loud, is an amphibian. Maybe the reporter got her mom to write a letter asking that she be excused from learning anything about biology, since everyone knows that biology is evolution’s first cousin twice removed, and Charles Darwin was Satan’s mole, sent to Earth to trick Eve into eating the Apple, which she made flavorful by rubbing on Lot’s wife’s shin. Or something.
Illiterates.
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