Thursday, March 11, 2010

Pants on the Ground, Heads in a Whirl . . .

The officials who serve as God's left index finger and right pinky, also known as the Powers That Be at Ave Maria University, have revised their conviction that the Almighty doesn't want the wimmin folk wearing britches after all.

It's all good, now that a mighty roar rose up from the subservient but afflicted who had been told a couple of days ago that they were expected to let their legs show. That went for teachers, students, and employees unless they were traveling. They are, loosely speaking, now back to normal.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2010/mar/11/skirting-issue-ave-maria-changes-stance-pants-wome/

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